So, do the guys who want me to forward them the Jessica Alba bra-less emails also want me to forward them the Barbra Streisand bra-less emails?
Just askin’.
The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
I’ll swap you my penis enlargement emails for your bra-less Streisands.
Okay, Bob really DOES have a blog called the Lost Fart.
Wow. I think that’s a first, for me.
I may have to add it to my blogroll just because it’s a fart joke.
Oh,and Bob, I get those emails, too.
And he’s added. Everyone check out Bob’s blog. It’s funny. Tell Bob to post more.
“So, do the guys who want me to forward them the Jessica Alba bra-less emails also want me to forward them the Barbra Streisand bra-less emails?”
After carefully considering all the issues, variables and parameters, and taking into account both the current ramifications and long-range implications, my answer is:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
No to the first offer – I have already got a handful of my own.
And a VERY strong no to the second! Brrr…
Barbra Striesand bra-less makes me want to turn gay. Almost.