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Open the gates of hell watch

Posted on April 26th, 2007 at 5:01 pm by Meryl Yourish.

Filed under: Gaza, Hamas

We haven’t had a threat to open the gates of hell in quite some time, so I thought I’d give you the latest one.

Anticipating Israeli military action, Hamas gunmen took up positions overnight near Gaza’s border with Israel, covering themselves with tree branches as camouflage.

“The Zionist enemy should understand that any thought of raiding the Gaza Strip will open the gates of hell and hundreds of rockets will be launched against (the southern Israeli towns) of Sderot and Ashkelon and beyond,” said Qassam brigades spokesman Abu Ubaida.

Not that I believe him, but Olmert has already said no to letting the IDF hunt some terrorists in Gaza.

Shame.

The faux truce

Posted on April 26th, 2007 at 4:42 pm by Meryl Yourish.

Filed under: Gaza

Mahmoud Abbas says there’s no reason for Israel to go into Gaza. The “truce,” he says, is holding.

Palestinian Authority Chairman Mahmoud Abbas said Thursday that calm had returned to Gaza and he appealed for Israel to refrain from embarking on a large-scale military operation in the coastal strip.

“There is a truce between us and the Israelis, which was impinged on,” he told reporters during a trip to Geneva. “We don’t want … to lay blame on who impinged on the cease-fire, but the important thing is that there is calm and there is nothing there to justify an assault on Gaza.”

Really?

Members of the Salah al-Din Brigades fired a Qassam rocket at the western Negev Thursday morning. The rocket landed in an open area, and no damage or injuries were reported.

Palestinian armed factions renewed their commitment to a Gaza Strip truce on Thursday but said rocket barrages from the territory could resume if Israel did not halt military operations in the West Bank.

Once again, the goalposts are moved. The “truce” is now supposed to cover the West Bank, which was never agreed upon in the first place.

Trees make me sneeze

Posted on April 26th, 2007 at 1:41 pm by Meryl Yourish.

Filed under: Cats, Life

So do grass pollen, mold, and dead dust mites.

And apparently, according to the allergist, so does this:

Gracie

No, seriously. I tested positive for this, too:

Tig

I just laughed at the allergist. I have never in my life entered a house with cats and sneezed or teared up or shown any other allergic reaction. In fact, I have never had any major reactions until I moved to Virginia, where I am apparently allergic to cedar tree pollen, ragweed, and one other pollen that I forgot.

My two little allergens are both inside at the moment. Gracie is playing on the sofa in her nest, yowling for me to come wave the ribbon toy at her. We’ve just started playing a new game that she and I both thoroughly enjoy. She plays and looks goofy, I wave the ribbon toy and laugh and try to take pictures.

I told the allergist there was no way I would ever be without cats. I’ve had cats most of my life, and I intend to have cats as close as possible to the day I die. (I figure if I’m in my nineties and my then-cat dies, I may not replace him/her, so as not to have to worry about who’d take care of my cat.)

Besides, I’m pretty sure that if I took away all the other allergens, I’d have few or no symptoms of my cat allergy. I get cat hair in my eyes on a regular basis. Tig sleeps next to me more often than not, and sleeps in my lap as often as he likes. Gracie has had a dander problem her entire life, which I notice especially when I brush her. I can spend half an hour brushing Tig with zero allergic symptoms during or after. I sneeze when I dust the furniture, however.

I had my cats for eight years before Virginia’s excessive pollen and mold made my latent allergies symptomatic. I’m thinking my cat allergies are the least of my problems.

But now I have a new nickname for my cats. They’re my little allergens. Or my big allergen, in Tig’s case.

Yes, please

Posted on April 26th, 2007 at 1:11 pm by Meryl Yourish.

Filed under: Israel

Get rid of this moron who should be called the Indefensible Minister.

Associates of Amir Peretz said on Thursday that the defense minister would be willing to accept the position of finance minister immediately, after Attorney General Menachem Mazuz ruled earlier that Prime Minister Ehud Olmert could not fill the post indefinitely.

Put someone who actually knows about, gee, warfare, in the position.

Off to the allergist

Posted on April 26th, 2007 at 8:42 am by Meryl Yourish.

Filed under: Life

Posting will be light this morning while I get stuff put on me and then react to it. Or not.