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It’s the umpteenth time Abbas says Shalit will be released

Posted on April 6th, 2007 at 3:08 pm by Meryl Yourish.

Filed under: Israel

No, wait, it’s the umpteenth time that Abbas or Hamas has said Shalit will be released. Either way, I’m not buying it.

Abducted Israel Defense Forces soldier Gilad Shalit will be released soon, Palestinian Authority Chairman Mahmoud Abbas said in a television interview on Friday.

“We are undertaking efforts to free Shalit and these efforts will soon come to fruition,” Abbas told France 24 television of Corporal Gilad Shalit, who was seized last June in a cross-border raid from Gaza into southern Israel. “We are optimistic.”

“He will be freed soon,” Abbas said in comments due to be broadcast Friday evening.

Uh-huh. And the Easter Bunny will be delivering chocolate-covered matzohs to Ehud Olmert this Sunday, too.

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3 Responses to “It’s the umpteenth time Abbas says Shalit will be released”

  1. Paul Says:

    Abbas speaks with a forked tongue. However, I pray for Gilad Shalit’s safe return.

  2. Bob Says:

    But the discharge would be binding on Olmert. (I speak of the chocolate matzos, of course.)

  3. Ben F Says:

    Have no fear; Shalit will be released. Olmert will pay the tribute that the terrorists demand, and more Israelis will die as a result, but Olmert will be able to crow about his success, building on his triumphant conduct of the war with Hizb’Allah.

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