Comments on: Your laugh of the day http://www.yourish.com/2007/02/04/2689 Cutting straight to the point Sun, 21 Mar 2010 16:34:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Michael Lonie http://www.yourish.com/2007/02/04/2689/comment-page-1#comment-24610 Michael Lonie Tue, 06 Feb 2007 05:19:52 +0000 http://www.yourish.com/2007/02/04/2689#comment-24610 I can hardly wait for the calls for the FDA to rush through approval for use in the USA. Why would they need Jewish scientists? They have the Islamic Religious Sciences. You know, the same ones that proved, proved I tell you, that womens' hair emits lascivious radiations that drive men mad with lust, thereby causing them to rape the women emitting the radiation. So it's the rape victim's fault that the man raped her, you see. That's their scientific basis for executing rape victims for you. I once read an account by a Brit physicist who was teaching physics to Arabs in the Wahhabist Entity. Every so often one of his students would object that something he said contradicted the Quran. He would tell them that in that case they should believe what the Quran said. I suppose he thought that was the only way to get home without at least a flogging, if not shortened by a head. It struck me though, that the Oil Ticks were not getting their money's worth. Heh. I can hardly wait for the calls for the FDA to rush through approval for use in the USA.

Why would they need Jewish scientists? They have the Islamic Religious Sciences. You know, the same ones that proved, proved I tell you, that womens’ hair emits lascivious radiations that drive men mad with lust, thereby causing them to rape the women emitting the radiation. So it’s the rape victim’s fault that the man raped her, you see. That’s their scientific basis for executing rape victims for you.

I once read an account by a Brit physicist who was teaching physics to Arabs in the Wahhabist Entity. Every so often one of his students would object that something he said contradicted the Quran. He would tell them that in that case they should believe what the Quran said. I suppose he thought that was the only way to get home without at least a flogging, if not shortened by a head. It struck me though, that the Oil Ticks were not getting their money’s worth. Heh.

]]> By: Li'l Mamzer http://www.yourish.com/2007/02/04/2689/comment-page-1#comment-24606 Li'l Mamzer Mon, 05 Feb 2007 22:55:07 +0000 http://www.yourish.com/2007/02/04/2689#comment-24606 Imam Oron Damn, wish I thought of that...... Imam Oron

Damn, wish I thought of that……

]]> By: Meryl Yourish http://www.yourish.com/2007/02/04/2689/comment-page-1#comment-24605 Meryl Yourish Mon, 05 Feb 2007 19:14:55 +0000 http://www.yourish.com/2007/02/04/2689#comment-24605 Bert, that name is so perfect. I knew it had to have a reason, but was too tired to see it this morning. Or should I say "moron-ing"? Heh. Bert, that name is so perfect. I knew it had to have a reason, but was too tired to see it this morning. Or should I say “moron-ing”?

Heh.

]]> By: Bert http://www.yourish.com/2007/02/04/2689/comment-page-1#comment-24601 Bert Mon, 05 Feb 2007 17:33:47 +0000 http://www.yourish.com/2007/02/04/2689#comment-24601 My alter ego, Dr Imam Oron, has left a comment on their site. I told them I didn't believe them. My alter ego, Dr Imam Oron, has left a comment on their site. I told them I didn’t believe them.

]]> By: Iris http://www.yourish.com/2007/02/04/2689/comment-page-1#comment-24595 Iris Mon, 05 Feb 2007 13:42:42 +0000 http://www.yourish.com/2007/02/04/2689#comment-24595 AIDS? How could they have AIDS? Drug use? Sexual immorality? They couldn't have gotten it from a woman who was raped by some infected foreigner - they'd have stoned her to death first. AIDS? How could they have AIDS? Drug use? Sexual immorality? They couldn’t have gotten it from a woman who was raped by some infected foreigner – they’d have stoned her to death first.

]]> By: chsw http://www.yourish.com/2007/02/04/2689/comment-page-1#comment-24592 chsw Mon, 05 Feb 2007 04:10:20 +0000 http://www.yourish.com/2007/02/04/2689#comment-24592 I thought that it only works if you caught AIDS from Yasser Arafat. Then again, who knows whom Ahmedinajad has been kissing (or whatever) these days. chsw I thought that it only works if you caught AIDS from Yasser Arafat. Then again, who knows whom Ahmedinajad has been kissing (or whatever) these days.

chsw

]]> By: Eric J http://www.yourish.com/2007/02/04/2689/comment-page-1#comment-24591 Eric J Mon, 05 Feb 2007 03:31:43 +0000 http://www.yourish.com/2007/02/04/2689#comment-24591 Unfortunately, it only works if you caught AIDS from an Israeli ballon. Unfortunately, it only works if you caught AIDS from an Israeli ballon.

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