Just when you thought the Poisoned Zionist Balloons story couldn’t get any dumber—or evil—our pals in Iran prove you wrong.
Israel Massacres Lebanese by Poisonous Balloons
TEHRAN (Fars News Agency)- Genocide by poisonous balloons is the new method employed by the Israeli army for killing people in southern Lebanon.
Now THAT’s yellow journalism! And so is this:
FNA dispatches from Beirut said that the Israeli planes have so far dropped thousands of these balloons all across the woods and coastal areas in southern Lebanon.
The balloons which come in bright and child attractive colors have been observed specially in Nabatieh, Sour and the surrounding villages and, of course, in Beirut.
The balloons read such phrases as ‘Happy Birthday’ or ‘Happy Night’ in English and Hebrew.
Anyone touching or inhaling the gas escaping from the balloons will be poisoned immediately. So far a number of 9 citizens have been poisoned, some of whom are in critical conditions.
[…] The Israeli army has a long record of massacring civilians with bombs placed inside dolls, mobile sets and similar objects. In the last case, the Zionist army dropped 3 million bombs hidden in different objects in southern Lebanon and months after the ceasefire between the Israeli regime and Lebanon, there are still millions of such bombs left in residential areas.
And look—the Iranians are suddenly concerned with a UN resolution. Because they’re accusing Israel of violating it.
The Lebanese are angry since the measure is a blatant violation of resolution 1701, which established a ceasefire between the two sides.
Time to add another article to the list of those reporting on this ridiculous story. The International Herald Tribune, owned by the New York Times, spread the AP story to Europe. Thanks, guys!
Too funny. Where’s Jimmy Carter when he’s needed?
You never need him.