Zionists: “giving goal in free field”.

This is not about football (soccer for some of you). The story as told by B.Ali of Kavkaz Center Letter department unfolds a new page in the sinister plot by Zionists, a “silent and soft aggression and backdoor invasion” in Afghanistan.

The gist of the diabolical enterprise is found in the paragraph:

Besides this military and political invasion, the zionists are also launch a public and social invasion. They already involved in educational and humanitarian activities over the Afghan people. They have not only hired the politicians and warlords by money, but also try to hire the people by aid and assistance.

But the details are no less enthralling. Please do not laugh when reading the quotes: it should be clear to all that B.Ali is a valiant fighter against all forms of education, and it shows.

American Jewish World Service (AJWS) is helping the educational program in Herat and Parwan province. AJWS supports two organizations Afghan Institute of Learning (AIL) and Afghan Women’s Resource Center (AWRC). They work for girl and woman education and empower women. AJWS supports AWRC in empowering Afghan women through providing literacy courses and health education to 100 women and girls living in Khwaja Khel village, Parwan province.

That’s really vile, I tell you: education, women and empowerment combined are a sure recipe for trouble, as any self-respecting Muslim male knows only too well… And of course, B.Ali is well aware of it:

But we are everybody know, zionists are not good-wisher of the Muslims. They interfere in the Muslims by getting the chance of poverty and illiteracy.

But they will not hoodwink B.Ali, no, sir:

So it is out of question to oppose female education by any Muslim. We only oppose the Zionist invasion: either on male, or on female; either on adult, or on child. We only oppose the anti-Islamic education and brain-wash project of our enemy. It is our duty to protect our men and women, youths and children from being hijacked by satanic circle. We must save our integrity of family and society.

It goes without saying then, that if you are a good Muslim and have detected a sign of Zionist invasion on a male or female; either on adult, or on child – you should immediately call for the nearest Muslim Purity Vigilante Squad. Visual aids for identification of such invasion will be provided.

And the source our friend B.Ali uses for this fiery sermon gives more on the Zionist plot:

We do not blame all Women organizations. But those organizations, who oppose Islam, recognize Islam as against women rights, encourage women to sexual perversity, create difference and violence between men and women; are undoubtedly represent the Jews. It is mentionable that, Jewish’s support to the women organizations are not for helping the women, it is only for encouraging women against Islam and break our family by creating violence between men and women. … So, the enemies of Islam, either Jew, or Communist, who want to take our women to give any kind of training or education, either want to encourage them against family, society and religion, or want to enjoy them sexually.

See now? It’s all crystal clear. I only wish some good Muslim would interfere in B.Ali about his English. I am still trying to get the meaning of this:

They use the strategy of Ferawoon, who killed the men, and alive the women.

How does one alive the women and is it good for one’s skin?

Cross-posted on SimplyJews

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6 Responses to Zionists: “giving goal in free field”.

  1. cond0010 says:

    “They use the strategy of Ferawoon, who killed the men, and alive the women.”

    Hmmm… Alive? Liberate? Kill the men, free the women…

    Well… I think I have a translation: “Kill the Terrorists, free the women”

    There. So… whats wrong with that?

    Sounds like B. Ali needs a little more of that ‘forbidden’ education if he is going to get his point across clearly. Sheeesh….

  2. chsw says:

    “Ferawoon” is probably translated as “Pharoah.”

    There is not one assertion that he makes that is logically or evidentially supported by anything other than the qat B.Ali smokes. And I, for one, do not want to sexually enjoy B. Ali’s women. They probably smell like his goats and probably are missing teeth.

  3. Michael Lonie says:

    Richard B. Haldane, the great, reforming Minister of War in the Pre-WWI British Liberal Government, who was fluent in German and a student of German philosophy, once commented that Kaiser Wilhelm II’s speeches sounded much less silly in German than they did in English translation. Maybe B. Ali’s fulminations sound less silly in Arabic or Pushtun than they do in English. They could hardly help it.

    I gather B. Ali’s view of the impermissability of violence between men and women doesn’t include men being violent towards women, only women being violent back at them. Some people just don’t know their proper place.

  4. Gary Rosen says:

    Not much you can say in response to this idiot. But it might be worth noting that in most Arab countries, there is a glaring discrepancy between the literacy rates of men and women.

  5. Ben F says:

    AJWS is a Zionist outfit??? I think not. Not that they’re anti-Zionist, mind you. They’re just focused on other things.

    So much for the “we’re not against Jews, only against the Zionists” canard.

  6. Veeshir says:

    Kavkaz and Chechny really depress me.

    Except for China and the plane incident in 2001 and Chechnya, I generally like Bush’s foreign policy.
    In Chechnya he really screwed the pooch.

    I used to read Kavkaz and other Chechnyan sites a lot before 2001, during the beginning of their latest war with Russia.

    Russia has treated and is treating Chechnya horribly.
    First off, those Moscow apartment buildings that were blown up supposedly by Chechnyans doesn’t pass the smell test. There was one, Ryazan (pdf warning) where the residents of the building caught some FSB types planting real bombs. When they got caught, the FSB types said, “This was a test and you passed! Hooray!”
    I have a feeling that failing would have meant explosion. Why have a test with real bombs?
    They raized Grozny fairly early on, it’s mostly just rubble now. They killed and/or kidnapped just about every male between 13 and 70 and occasionally ransomed back the dead and raped bodies. There were credible reports of Russian soldiers killing and then raping, in that order.

    Then, 9/11 happened. Kavkaz had a message of condolence for the US. No weasel words, just a “Sorry that you are dealing with what we’ve been dealing with from Russia.”

    Bush then met with Putie poot poot and blew off anything about Chechnya. That’s the beginning of when they started allowing jihadis in. They had no allies and were, and are, being exterminated like so many pests.

    I don’t condone terrorism, but I can understand why they resorted it. There’s no excuse for the Beslan attack, but they know that. They got stuck having only jihadis as allies and the moderate, democratically elected president was killed.

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