Scorpions on a plane
A man was bit by a scorpion while flying home on United Air Lines.
A scorpion stung David Sullivan on the back of his right leg, just below the knee, then continued up that leg and down the other, he believes, before getting him again in the shin.
It wasn’t what he was expecting on a flight from Chicago to Vermont.
Gee, ya think?
The Sullivans surmised the scorpion boarded in Texas.
LAIR!

January 10th, 2007 at 10:39 am
Not me.
January 10th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Wasn’t that a movie ?.
January 10th, 2007 at 5:52 pm
You can prove nothing. The scorpions I sent him were trained to hide only in bags marked Andrew Sullivan, anyway.
January 10th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
Uh, Meryl, shouldn’t that be “bitten?”
January 10th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
I don’t know, Alex. Should it? I’m too lazy to look up the rules.