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Scorpions on a plane

Posted on January 10th, 2007 at 10:04 am by Meryl Yourish.

Filed under: Humor

A man was bit by a scorpion while flying home on United Air Lines.

A scorpion stung David Sullivan on the back of his right leg, just below the knee, then continued up that leg and down the other, he believes, before getting him again in the shin.

It wasn’t what he was expecting on a flight from Chicago to Vermont.

Gee, ya think?

The Sullivans surmised the scorpion boarded in Texas.

LAIR!

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5 Responses to “Scorpions on a plane”

  1. Laurence Simon Says:

    Not me.

  2. Bert Says:

    Wasn’t that a movie ?.

  3. Tatterdemalian Says:

    You can prove nothing. The scorpions I sent him were trained to hide only in bags marked Andrew Sullivan, anyway.

  4. Alex Bensky Says:

    Uh, Meryl, shouldn’t that be “bitten?”

  5. Meryl Yourish Says:

    I don’t know, Alex. Should it? I’m too lazy to look up the rules.

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