Put on your… swastika? It’s time… um… for… er… what was that, Adam?

Did Adam Sandler get stoned and update his stupid Hanukkah Song again?

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6 Responses to Put on your… swastika? It’s time… um… for… er… what was that, Adam?

  1. Yeah, I’m about to change his name to Imafuckingnutjob.

  2. Rahel says:

    That’s close to what I’ve been calling him for months now: Ahmadinutjob.

  3. cond0010 says:

    (*Yeah, I’m about to change his name to Imafuckingnutjob. *)


    Meryl, remind me to never get in your cross hairs.

  4. Bert says:

    I thought his name was Ahminajihad

  5. Eric Jablow says:

    Unfortunately, yes. Adam Sandler did put out a third version of his Chanukah song in 2006. Meryl, did you get to listen to XM108, Radio Chanukah, this season?

  6. Joel says:

    I see Ahmadinejad (actually his buddy) is having fun again. He says Hitler was a Jew, and that Hitler founded the state of Israel. Kind of makes you wonder what all those death camps were for. Most historians disagree with the Persian, claiming Hitler was missing a testicle, not a foreskin.

    He also says Iran has humiliated the US in the past and will do so in the future. That, I agree with. We’re pretty easy to humiliate, because about 50% of us are basically flatworms. No spine whatsoever. Just about any country can humiliate the US. Because we resist for a while, and then the flatworms get their way, because they would rather play video games and build expensive kitchens and eat hamburgers and watch Youtube and wear stupid ribbons and meaningless rubber bracelets than face our problems. Sooner or later, if you live that way, a foreigner in a uniform comes to your house, takes away your video-game controller, and makes you work in a salt mine. Thank God that day is still some ways off. I still have time to have a great kitchen before beginning my career as a Muslim or communist salt miner.

    I wish our enemies would get together, land on our west coast, and capture San Francisco. I can’t help thinking liberals would have a different attitude if our enemies started putting OUR gays and activists and playwrights in mental hospitals and prisons, instead of their own.

    I cannot understand how Iran came to be ruled by what appears to be a capuchin monkey. Also, aren’t monkeys supposed to dance for our amusement? Seems like we’re doing all the dancing. That can’t be right.

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