Did Adam Sandler get stoned and update his stupid Hanukkah Song again?
The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Yeah, I’m about to change his name to Imafuckingnutjob.
That’s close to what I’ve been calling him for months now: Ahmadinutjob.
(*Yeah, I’m about to change his name to Imafuckingnutjob. *)
LOL
Meryl, remind me to never get in your cross hairs.
I thought his name was Ahminajihad
Unfortunately, yes. Adam Sandler did put out a third version of his Chanukah song in 2006. Meryl, did you get to listen to XM108, Radio Chanukah, this season?
I see Ahmadinejad (actually his buddy) is having fun again. He says Hitler was a Jew, and that Hitler founded the state of Israel. Kind of makes you wonder what all those death camps were for. Most historians disagree with the Persian, claiming Hitler was missing a testicle, not a foreskin.
He also says Iran has humiliated the US in the past and will do so in the future. That, I agree with. We’re pretty easy to humiliate, because about 50% of us are basically flatworms. No spine whatsoever. Just about any country can humiliate the US. Because we resist for a while, and then the flatworms get their way, because they would rather play video games and build expensive kitchens and eat hamburgers and watch Youtube and wear stupid ribbons and meaningless rubber bracelets than face our problems. Sooner or later, if you live that way, a foreigner in a uniform comes to your house, takes away your video-game controller, and makes you work in a salt mine. Thank God that day is still some ways off. I still have time to have a great kitchen before beginning my career as a Muslim or communist salt miner.
I wish our enemies would get together, land on our west coast, and capture San Francisco. I can’t help thinking liberals would have a different attitude if our enemies started putting OUR gays and activists and playwrights in mental hospitals and prisons, instead of their own.
I cannot understand how Iran came to be ruled by what appears to be a capuchin monkey. Also, aren’t monkeys supposed to dance for our amusement? Seems like we’re doing all the dancing. That can’t be right.