Unbelievable. I’ve barely announced my write-in candidacy for the Virginia Senate Seat when I’ve been informed that someone has bought an attack ad on the upcoming edition on Shire Network News–the one closest to the election, of course.
You can hear the attack ad here, before SNN is up (the next edition will be out on Sunday). I’m going to use my time on SNN to respond to the attack ad. (Update: You can hear my response here, on this week’s podcast.
Bastards. They’ll say anything, even accusing me of thespianism.
ROF, LMAO
Durn, wish I could vote for you. Great hit job ad.
I think your aunt is accused of being a thespian. But you’ll probably censor this comment as it disagrees with you.
Brian
Not only is Meryl a thespian – she’s also a pedagogue. Absolutely appalling.
Oh… And I thought at first that ME stands for Middle East…
Her dad was a Homo-Sapien? Wow… not that there is anything wrong with that, of course…
Next they will be saying that Meryl Yourish exposes her Epidermis when she is in public.
They’ve got you dead to rights about matriculating Meryl. You can’t deny that.
You should not have suppressed that post of Lair’s. I suspect his fine Italian, er…Greek, er…Irish, er…some no doubt sinister ethnic group’s hand in this matter.
Your GOTV machine is going to have a hard time overcoming this sleazy but effective ad.
And an ailurophile to boot. Shocking!
Of course there is a that “rumor” that you are Jooooooooish.
If you read between the lines in her recent posts, you’ll find that she’s making her cat masticate. That’s just gross.
I bet she’s an autodidact too. Disgusting!
..and now she’s got some stupid ELO song stuck in my head. Now I’m defintely staying home Nov. 7th.
Meryl,
I was appaled to hear the allegations made about you. And even more so when I learned that you frequently masticate at the dinner table, and in front of small children. Imagine my shock when I found out that you had once been a proselyte, and took money.
What is this world coming to?