An attack ad on ME!
Unbelievable. I’ve barely announced my write-in candidacy for the Virginia Senate Seat when I’ve been informed that someone has bought an attack ad on the upcoming edition on Shire Network News–the one closest to the election, of course.
You can hear the attack ad here, before SNN is up (the next edition will be out on Sunday). I’m going to use my time on SNN to respond to the attack ad. (Update: You can hear my response here, on this week’s podcast.
Bastards. They’ll say anything, even accusing me of thespianism.
November 4th, 2006 at 11:14 am
ROF, LMAO
November 4th, 2006 at 11:31 am
Durn, wish I could vote for you. Great hit job ad.
November 4th, 2006 at 12:19 pm
I think your aunt is accused of being a thespian. But you’ll probably censor this comment as it disagrees with you.
Brian
November 4th, 2006 at 12:36 pm
Not only is Meryl a thespian - she’s also a pedagogue. Absolutely appalling.
November 4th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Oh… And I thought at first that ME stands for Middle East…
November 4th, 2006 at 2:48 pm
Her dad was a Homo-Sapien? Wow… not that there is anything wrong with that, of course…
Next they will be saying that Meryl Yourish exposes her Epidermis when she is in public.
November 4th, 2006 at 6:34 pm
They’ve got you dead to rights about matriculating Meryl. You can’t deny that.
You should not have suppressed that post of Lair’s. I suspect his fine Italian, er…Greek, er…Irish, er…some no doubt sinister ethnic group’s hand in this matter.
Your GOTV machine is going to have a hard time overcoming this sleazy but effective ad.
November 5th, 2006 at 12:12 am
And an ailurophile to boot. Shocking!
November 5th, 2006 at 2:07 am
Of course there is a that “rumor” that you are Jooooooooish.
November 5th, 2006 at 2:37 am
If you read between the lines in her recent posts, you’ll find that she’s making her cat masticate. That’s just gross.
November 5th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
I bet she’s an autodidact too. Disgusting!
November 6th, 2006 at 7:55 pm
..and now she’s got some stupid ELO song stuck in my head. Now I’m defintely staying home Nov. 7th.
November 7th, 2006 at 4:12 pm
Meryl,
I was appaled to hear the allegations made about you. And even more so when I learned that you frequently masticate at the dinner table, and in front of small children. Imagine my shock when I found out that you had once been a proselyte, and took money.
What is this world coming to?