Q. What’s gray and dripping wet?

A. An elephant who forgot her umbrella.

Q. What’s gray and making money hand over fist?

A. An elephant selling umbrellas on a streetcorner.

Q. What’s gray and fighting to stay on the ground?

A. The dripping-wet elephant with her new umbrella. The wind just picked up.

Q. What’s gray and moves very, very carefully?

A. An elephant doing bikkur holim for Gracie at the vet’s.
(Bikkur holim is the Jewish principle of visiting those who are ill.)

Q. What’s gray and has orange cat hairs on her trunk?

A. The same elephant. She’s visiting Meryl to say hi, give Tig a bellyrub and tell more elephant jokes.

“Couldn’t do it” he says.

“Sorry sir, the cook refuses to make a 6 ton bun.”

Alternate punchline.

“Sorry sir, the cook refuses to start another elephant for just one sandwich”.

You can never go wrong telling me an elephant joke.

He wanted to play chicken with the oncoming cars.

Hugs and skritches to Gracie and to Tig as well.

Other Zoo Keeper:”Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?”

Zoo Keeper:”Don’t be silly, he can’t read!”

Because they’ve no pockets to put things in!