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Random kitchen thought

Posted on October 13th, 2006 at 10:00 am by Meryl Yourish.

Filed under: Meanderings

A tip for you all: If you ever drop a box of toothpicks, make sure you find them all.

Half an inch of pointed, wooden toothpick in the ball of your foot is a very unpleasant experience.

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8 Responses to “Random kitchen thought”

  1. Bert Says:

    Eeyouch !!!

  2. ZionistYoungster Says:

    HaShem yishmor! You must have seen stars.

  3. chsw Says:

    I hope that it all came out cleanly, and that your tetanus shots are current.

    chsw

  4. Paul Says:

    May your pain go away soon !

  5. Rahel Says:

    Ouch! Refua shlema.

  6. SnoopyTheGoon Says:

    Oh boy! Hope you are OK now. Cheer up, I have a similar rule: when you have killed a wasp, make sure it a) stays killed and b) does not crawl into your shoe to recover. If you like, you can reverse the order of the two sub-rules.

    No details in writing ;-)

  7. Meryl Yourish Says:

    I thought tetanus shots was for rusty metal objects.

    I think I got one a bunch of years ago, after having no idea how long ago the last one had been.

    But manohman, that hurt. There was a news story about a kid with a pitchfork through his foot a couple of days ago. I cannot imagine how much pain he must have been in, because one tiny toothpick hurt like hell.

  8. cond0010 Says:

    ” If you ever drop a box of toothpicks, make sure you find them all. ”

    Uh… “pain breaks the shell of understanding”. Perhaps Kahlil Gibran thought this one up during a similiar episode.

    (* Makes a break for the exit *)

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