Jews don’t count: Say, did you know that Israelis are still suffering from rocket attacks by terrorists? Of course you didn’t. Because the world doesn’t care about Jews getting hurt or killed, only about Jews hurting or killing others. So most news services bury the information deep in their world news stories, so that it doesn’t get published in the three-paragraph “World News” sections of most papers. Or they don’t write about it at all. I’d link to those last, but, well, you can’t link to something that doesn’t exist. Which is my point.
UN Wuss-keeping Force: The UN “peacekeeping” force isn’t going to do anything but march around wearing pretty blue helmets. Color me shocked, shocked, I tell you.
They say they cannot set up checkpoints, search cars, homes or businesses or detain suspects. If they see a truck transporting missiles, for example, they say they can not stop it. They cannot do any of this, they say, because under their interpretation of the Security Council resolution that deployed them, they must first be authorized to take such action by the Lebanese Army.
So, what exactly are they there for? Oh, that’s right. To stop the Israelis from destroying Hezbullah. My bad.
Terrorists speak truth to media, media ignores it: See, the terrorists have been saying all along that they have absolutely no intention of recognizing Israel, and, in fact, that their goal is to destroy the Jewish state—utterly. But the media keeps on pretending that the terrorists don’t mean it. Even when they say things like this:
Opposition to Palestinian unity government mounts: Four armed Palestinian organizations issued a joint statement Sunday saying they would harm any PA government that would recognize Israel, as demanded by President Mahmoud Abbas.
The Popular Resistance Committees, al-Aqsa Brigades, Abu Rish Brigades and another Islamic group (Tawhid) – said they would back any government that would not recognize Israel and fight any government that does.
Resistance Committees spokesperson Abu Abir, who spoke on behalf of all four groups, said, “Any government declaring its recognition of Israel will become a target for our fighters. We will fight such a government with all means necessary and deal with it as though it were a derivative of the occupation.”
And yet, I can have an argument with otherwise intelligent and logical people, who insist that the terrorists don’t mean what they say, and that the palestinians want peace with Israel—even as poll after poll says they do not.
None so blind, eh?
Mel Gibson, Undercover Anti-Semite: Our favorite actor (he’s right down there with shit-for-brains scientologist Tom Cruise) went to a screening of his latest film—in disguise. Please don’t stop snickering on our account. Laugh out loud, if you wish. I did.
He arrived at Cameron on Thursday morning wearing a mask and wig so he wouldn’t be noticed, university spokeswoman Amber McNeil said.
Maybe he’s a secret agent now, and that’s why he was in disguise.
Okay, I’ll stop laughing now.
Oh, no I won’t. Schadenfreude? You betcha.