I have been trying to write a parody of “I’m Still Here” using events from Jewish history, but have been unable to get anything going.
Here’s what I need you from my readers: Summaries of events in Jewish history in short phrases, like, “Crossing the Red Sea,” “the Inquisition,” etc. If you can just list them in the comments, I can pull them together into the song parody that I’ve been wanting to do for ages.
And yes, this has everything to do with having seen “Follies” last night and heard the song again.
Events from ancient to modern times, up to and including “Rockets in Haifa.”