I live here too!
I’m tired of Tig getting all the publicity around here. Just because he poses for more photos than I do doesn’t mean that he gets to be the Number One Cat. Okay, so he’s the alpha, but that’s still not a one. It’s a letter, right? In a human thing?
It’s my turn, and I’m taking over the blog. Stupid Tig can’t type. But I can. I watched my mommy very carefully when she thought I was sleeping.
It’s my turn.
I’m prettier than Tig, and smarter, and much slimmer. So stop drooling over that big dope and pay some attention to me.
August 2nd, 2006 at 11:31 pm
Cats don’t have alphas. Only pack animals do.
August 2nd, 2006 at 11:34 pm
Yeah? So what do you call the top cat then, huh? Huh, Mr. Smart Guy?
No treats for you.
I don’t like you. You’re mean to me.
August 2nd, 2006 at 11:45 pm
Say good night, Gracie.
August 3rd, 2006 at 6:40 am
Oh, gorgeous Gracie, I would love to pay some attention to you.
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:39 am
She looks like she’s saying, “Come up and see me some time.”