Carnival of Mel
I was going to put up a Mel Gibson post to the effect that I don’t accept his apology, but I don’t have to. Instead, I’m going to send you over to the Carnival of Mel, which is utterly, utterly, hilarious. Hilarious.
And sorry, Steve, but but I don’t care how drunk you get, you’re not getting any. I don’t do misanthropes. Not even ones who cook.
Update: Click on the “MORE” links or you’re missing some of the funniest lines.
August 1st, 2006 at 9:55 pm
Carnival of Mel…
Mel has apologized in a decent way (finally) but here at the Moxtopia compound, we are conducting a scientific experiment to determine exactly how much booze it takes to make a normal person become a bigot. Sure, it’s a……
August 1st, 2006 at 9:58 pm
C’mon I just had the camel washed.
August 1st, 2006 at 10:09 pm
Stop, you’re gonna make me crack a rib.
August 1st, 2006 at 11:04 pm
Okay, last Mel post…….
You can find an experiment in action. Moxie and crew are testing for bottled anti-Semitism, and documenting the results for all of us! (Note: Click the “More” links on the updates for detailed empirical analysis)….
August 2nd, 2006 at 4:30 am
Beautiful, just beautiful. Exquisite, even.
August 2nd, 2006 at 5:27 am
[...] Tips of the clipboard, in no particular order, to Jonah Goldberg, Steven den Beste, Meryl Yourish, and the intrepid revelers of the Carnival of Mel. [...]
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:46 pm
Didn’t the nazi’s censor alot of people too? You fascist.
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:51 pm
Wow, you’re a total schmuck. Go read the other thread to see what happened to your comments.
I accidentally marked your last comment yesterday as spam, and I have Spam Karma set to purge spam immediately. So it erased that comment, and put your IP address in the blacklist, and deleted your other comments. I was unaware that SK would do that. Now I know.
But thanks for the laugh. I haven’t been called a fascist since my days as a BBS Sysop. So, how old are you? Because the ones who were calling me a fascist back then were all in high school.
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:41 pm
I am a 20 year old E-3 in the United States Army. I am however earning my degree at LCU to recieve my commission as a 2nd Lt.