Random parenting advice thought
If you don’t want your child to be traumatized for life, trust me when I tell you that it is not funny to pretend you’re going to throw your daughter into the alligator pit at the Staten Island Zoo.
I hate alligators. What a coincidence.
June 30th, 2006 at 8:43 am
But it is funny to tell them that the reason the East River is that color is because of all the gangsters on the bottom…
Trust me on this.
June 30th, 2006 at 9:34 am
Get revenge. Buy an alligator handbag and shoes.
chsw
June 30th, 2006 at 1:10 pm
This reminds me of a Dave Barry quote:
Kid: Dad, why does it rain?
Dad: Why, because angels are crying.
Kid: Dad, why are they crying?
Dad: Maybe because of something you did.
June 30th, 2006 at 2:02 pm
That’s why I never pretend.