If you don’t want your child to be traumatized for life, trust me when I tell you that it is not funny to pretend you’re going to throw your daughter into the alligator pit at the Staten Island Zoo.
I hate alligators. What a coincidence.
06/29/2006
4 Comments
RSS feed for comments on this post.
Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.
But it is funny to tell them that the reason the East River is that color is because of all the gangsters on the bottom…
Trust me on this.
Comment by The Doctor — 06/30/2006 @ 8:43 am
Get revenge. Buy an alligator handbag and shoes.
chsw
Comment by chsw — 06/30/2006 @ 9:34 am
This reminds me of a Dave Barry quote:
Kid: Dad, why does it rain?
Dad: Why, because angels are crying.
Kid: Dad, why are they crying?
Dad: Maybe because of something you did.
Comment by cond0010 — 06/30/2006 @ 1:10 pm
That’s why I never pretend.
Comment by kev — 06/30/2006 @ 2:02 pm