Another one out of the closet

Memo to the Chief Archivist: Oren, this situation is intolerable. The Hasbara department cannot carry out its duties when one tentacle does not know what the other is doing. Look what our counterparts of IRIB have discovered, and we were not wise to:

Zionist Rabbis Torture Inmates at Guantanamo

A freed hostage of the notorious US torture centre on the Cuban enclave of Guantanamo, has revealed that most of the generals and interrogators of this horrendous prison are Zionists including several Jewish Rabbis.

According to the Baztab Internet site, Ibrahim Shan, a Turkish national, who had been detained at Guantanamo for two years, in his interview with the Turkish daily, Vakit, revealed that the Americans are using: “Jewish women to sadistically torture young Muslim detainees and in most cases leading to insanity of the hapless detainees who are subjected to sophisticated cruelties.”

The released Turkish citizen stated: “A Jewish commander named Yasef while torturing me at Guantanamo used to say: “After Iraq, Iran, and Syria, it will be Turkey’s turn and your women and men will become our slaves.”

Ibrahim Shan further noted that 90% of Guantanamo’s generals and officials had Jewish names and he saw at least 15 Rabbis interrogating Muslims.

Of course, now that the truth is out, we have no choice but to come out with full confession. Here is the picture of the rabbis in question in the full battle uniform:

Please notice: a) the mostly black coloring of the uniforms, concealing the blood stains and b) the ability of Elders’ make-up team to create a perfect image of an African-American (General?).

Regarding the use of Jewish women: I have asked a permission from SWMBO: she told me that if I reveal too much here, Gitmo will look like a paradise to me for the next few years. So, we are publishing here only a partial picture of the tool of torture:

Sorry about it, but you can try and deduce the rest…

And re the generals in charge of Guantanamo: true, all Jewish. Here a sample of some of them.

And what a wild beast each of them is – for crying out loud, after all this was the chief reason we sent them over to Gitmo. The most experienced torturers of the Q department start sweating hearing their names!

Oh, and re Turkey – don’t worry, it is under Elders’ control from times immemorial.

Hat tip to Terry Glavin

Cross-posted on SimplyJews

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7 Responses to Another one out of the closet

  1. Jack Rich says:

    We may laugh at these idiots because we know that in reality only 85%, not 90%, of “Guantanamo’s generals and officials had Jewish names.” Or was that 82%?

    The serious point is that this trash talk is taken as the unvarnished truth in much of the muslim world.

    We may laugh at the idiots, but we should also never forget that these idiots and their leaders will kill us as soon as they are able to.

    We are at war. If only most Americans would believe this, and act on it.

  2. Hi Jack, I totally agree with the serious point. It is just that killing them back while laughing is healthier.

    By the way, the real number is 83% ;-)

  3. cond0010 says:

    Oh the Horror Meryl!

    If I EVER get detained in one of them jewish prisons (like gitmo), please do not send in Natasha Kinski!

    Oh… yea… and don’t bring me a slice of cheesecake while your at it, too. (Courtesy of Burke Breathed…) ;)

  4. Too bad, cond0010, and it is to no avail that you cal upon goodhearted Meryl here.

    You get Natasha K. plus Natalie P. to torture you, and 8 pounds of non-kosher salami to go with it.

    And enough cheesecake to smother you, too ;-)

  5. Eric J says:

    Snoopy I’m pretty sure it’s 81%. Chai reversed, and all.

  6. cond0010 says:

    er… ah… the 8 pounds of non-kosher salami would be too good for me…

    save that for Osama… ;)

  7. Alex Bensky says:

    Meryl, as an American I want to atone for the sins of our forces and therefore I offer myself to be subjected to that instrument of torture…any time, any place. I can only hope that my example will inspire others.

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