It would be illegal for a man to scratch, touch, or otherwise adjust his crotch in public.
There might be an exception for athletes who are adjusting their cups, but television network cameramen and producers would be thrown in jail if they showed it on TV.
My …. aren’t we provincial.
Comment by Scott — 06/10/2006 @ 9:43 pm
We should, instead, ask a stranger for help?
Comment by Walter E. Wallis — 06/10/2006 @ 10:15 pm
Okay, missing the whole point of the DICTATOR OF THE WORLD thing. And, oh yeah, the “in public” thing.
Comment by Meryl Yourish — 06/10/2006 @ 11:14 pm
Oh, in pubLic…I misread…
Comment by The Doctor — 06/11/2006 @ 9:14 am
Evil Meryl… Dictator of the World … I wonder what she would be wearing… heh…
Comment by cond0010 — 06/11/2006 @ 10:34 am
If I were the dictator of the world, every time you had a thought like that, you’d get a slap upside the head.
Comment by Meryl Yourish — 06/11/2006 @ 12:39 pm
(*Using my best Bill Clinton Voice*)
What’d I do?! :)
Comment by cond0010 — 06/12/2006 @ 12:36 am
OK, we won’t adjust ourselves if females wont ever again use their cell phones in public to discuss latest visit to the gynecologist.
Comment by Mike Smith — 06/12/2006 @ 10:21 pm
Nuh-uh, Mike. Men were adjusting their packages in public long before cell phones were invented, and I’m sorry, but the odds of you hearing a woman discuss her latest visit to the OB-GYN are a lot smaller than the odds I’m going to see a guy scratch his balls in public.
And again, the dictator thing stands. You guys just don’t get the dictator bit, do you? Boy, just give me a month or two as dictator, and you’d get it. Trust me.
Comment by Meryl Yourish — 06/12/2006 @ 10:25 pm