If I were the dictator of the world…
It would be illegal for a man to scratch, touch, or otherwise adjust his crotch in public.
There might be an exception for athletes who are adjusting their cups, but television network cameramen and producers would be thrown in jail if they showed it on TV.
June 10th, 2006 at 9:43 pm
My …. aren’t we provincial.
June 10th, 2006 at 10:15 pm
We should, instead, ask a stranger for help?
June 10th, 2006 at 11:14 pm
Okay, missing the whole point of the DICTATOR OF THE WORLD thing. And, oh yeah, the “in public” thing.
June 11th, 2006 at 9:14 am
Oh, in pubLic…I misread…
June 11th, 2006 at 10:34 am
Evil Meryl… Dictator of the World … I wonder what she would be wearing… heh…
June 11th, 2006 at 12:39 pm
If I were the dictator of the world, every time you had a thought like that, you’d get a slap upside the head.
June 12th, 2006 at 12:36 am
(*Using my best Bill Clinton Voice*)
What’d I do?! :)
June 12th, 2006 at 10:21 pm
OK, we won’t adjust ourselves if females wont ever again use their cell phones in public to discuss latest visit to the gynecologist.
June 12th, 2006 at 10:25 pm
Nuh-uh, Mike. Men were adjusting their packages in public long before cell phones were invented, and I’m sorry, but the odds of you hearing a woman discuss her latest visit to the OB-GYN are a lot smaller than the odds I’m going to see a guy scratch his balls in public.
And again, the dictator thing stands. You guys just don’t get the dictator bit, do you? Boy, just give me a month or two as dictator, and you’d get it. Trust me.