Zarqawi quote contest
Apparently, Zarqawi wasn’t dead when the U.S. soldiers arrived.
According to the reports by the coalition forces that arrived on-site, he mumbled a little something, but it was indistinguishable and it was very short.
And perhaps he recognized the soldiers and tried to escape.
The first people on the scene were the Iraqi police. They had found him and put him into some kind of gurney/stretcher kind of thing, and then American coalition forces arrived immediately thereafter on-site. They immediately went to the person in the stretcher, were able to start identifying by some distinguishing marks on his body. They had some kind of visual facial recognition.
According to the person on the ground, Zarqawi attempted to, sort of, turn away off the stretcher. Everybody resecured him back onto the stretcher, but he died almost immediately thereafter from the wounds he’d received from this airstrike.
So here’s the contest, which will not be a photo contest, nor a caption contest, since I don’t want photos of Zarqawi polluting my weblog:
Name Zarqawi’s last words. What do you think he said just before he died?
Already used: “The infidels will never find me he–”
June 9th, 2006 at 3:12 pm
“Shema, Yisrael Adonai Elo-anu Adonai Echad.”
June 9th, 2006 at 3:15 pm
“Hold on a minute, Christiane, the dog’s barking and I need to let him ou-”
June 9th, 2006 at 3:31 pm
Quoting my favorite Iraqi PR expert:
“Don’t worry, there are no Americans he…”
June 9th, 2006 at 4:21 pm
I like what a comedian said last night,
“Zarqawi’s last words were - Holy Shiite.”
June 9th, 2006 at 4:33 pm
“But there’s good news, I just saved 15% on my life insurance by switching to GEICO.”
June 9th, 2006 at 4:53 pm
“Any chance we can negotiate a hudna?”
June 9th, 2006 at 5:16 pm
“Precision guided weapons!? Pah! They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist—”
June 9th, 2006 at 5:51 pm
“Why is this night different then all other nights”
June 9th, 2006 at 6:05 pm
Ma fish falastin.
June 9th, 2006 at 6:19 pm
“I should have had a V-8!”
June 9th, 2006 at 11:20 pm
“… so then Abdel Rahman said, ‘I think I could handle about 6 dozen dark eyed maidens right now,’ and then I said ‘Oh sure, Abdel - I suppose you think 72 virgins are just going to drop in through the roof?’”
June 10th, 2006 at 1:55 am
I’m telling you, they have no idea where I am, none at all….
June 10th, 2006 at 5:06 am
For the globalists to really get World War 3 off with a bang, they need to kill a famous Muslim like me. My brothers will make me a great Martyr.
June 10th, 2006 at 6:38 am
“F-16, F-Shmixteen”
June 10th, 2006 at 10:07 pm
oh damn; he was a false prophet after all…
June 10th, 2006 at 11:31 pm
“Oh, sh*t.”
June 10th, 2006 at 11:49 pm
“al-Rosebud.”
June 11th, 2006 at 12:15 am
No Allah, not that !!!!!!
June 11th, 2006 at 2:45 pm
“Oh cripe, and me in dirty underwear.”