Burnt toast
Where is my mind this morning? I burned the toast, not once, but twice.
I left the phone off the cradle all night, and forgot to hibernate the laptop. And all this (except the toast) was before I didn’t get enough sleep last night.
Say, “burnt toast” could make a great code phrase for something. “Did you hear? She is so burnt toast, man.” “Hey, she burnt the toast!”
Mind you, I have no idea what it would mean, but it’s fun to think about anyway.