If any of you are expecting to call me between the hours of 9 and 11 p.m. EST, I’m afraid I will be unavailable.

I will not be liveblogging the finale.

I will not be on the phone with Sarah during the finale.

I will not be playing computer games during the finale.

That’s right, I will be watching the finale. Oh, except for the commercials. I generally don’t pay attention to those.

And nope, I didn’t write this post just before the show started. I scheduled it. I wrote it last night.

Just in case though, be very, very quiet while you’re on my blog. I don’t want to be disturbed.

Update: Well, that was one freaky-deaky ending. I stand by my initial hunch that the writers just say they had a plan for it all. I think they’re going by the MSU plan. (They just make shit up as they go along.)

Update 2: Why do I keep wanting to sing “Sloop John B”?