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Illegal in what universe, Abu?

Posted on April 13th, 2006 at 11:00 am by Meryl Yourish.

Filed under: Israel, palestinian politics

I forget. Is he Abu Mazen, Abu Merang, or Abu-bu?

Whatever he is called, Mahmoud Abbas has declared that cutoff in aid to palestinians “illegal.” In what universe, Abu-bu?

AMMAN: Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas conferred yesterday with Jordanian Prime Minister Marouf Bakhit and labelled the Israeli boycott of the Palestinian Authority (PA) and the cut-off of financial aid to the Palestinians as “illogical and illegal.”

“The siege of the Palestinian people and withholding assistance from them is illogical, illegal and impractical,” Abbas told reporters before leaving for an official visit to Morocco.

Illegal. So, which is illegal? The “siege”? Withholding assistance? Or both? Because the last time I checked, there is no law that states, “The world must give the palestinians money and aid no matter what.”

Wow, talk about a sense of entitlement. And they call Israelis arrogant? I think not.

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4 Responses to “Illegal in what universe, Abu?”

  1. Laurence Simon Says:

    Abu Merang, although Abu Kakke works because he keeps blowing loads in AP’s face and they just keep lapping it up.

  2. Li'l Mamzer Says:

    Whatever it takes to get a press pass, I’ll do it, if only to present your rather ribald metaphor to him at a press conference. That would be priceless.

  3. Robert Says:

    He is about as good as the Democrats LOL!!!!!

  4. Michael Lonie Says:

    He probably thinks of it as the jizya we infidels owe the Muslims for them letting us live.

    Since practically everything the Palis do violates international law it’s really rich that Abbas should be complaining about imaginary violations of some “law” he dreamed up while high on bong weed.

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