I really want to beat the crap out of a pinata right now.
No blindfold. No yanking it up and down to tease me.
Just batter up, and bash the damn thing into bits.
I’m not in it for the candy. Just the random, senseless violent release of energy.
And if someone tells me I ought to spell pinata with a squiggle over the n, I’ll beat the crap out of the pinata, then I’ll beat the crap out of them.
That one’s as good as the “Blogging will be light today” posts over on your place.
Comment by Meryl Yourish — 03/22/2006 @ 1:14 pm
You don’t need a pinata (sic). You need a spouse.
BTW, be real: “Just the random, senseless violent release of ANGER!!!!” is what it is.
Comment by great unknown — 03/22/2006 @ 1:28 pm
great unknown, you don’t know Lair Simon very well, do you?
I should like to point out that this post category is “Humor.”
Comment by Meryl Yourish — 03/22/2006 @ 2:02 pm
Ah, you can spell pinata any way you want to. :o) I enjoy reading your blog. Insights with humor make great reading. Thank you.
Comment by Tim — 03/22/2006 @ 2:47 pm
Long live the “ñ!”
Comment by Chris L. — 03/22/2006 @ 3:14 pm