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March forth

Posted on March 4th, 2006 at 10:54 pm by Meryl Yourish.

Filed under: Meanderings

Did you know that today is the only day of the year that is also a clause? And that it can be argued that it is a sentence, with the pronoun implied?

March 4th.

March fourth.

March forth.

Go, march forth and do battle with the forces of evil.

See? Cool date. Try that sentence with any other date of the year. You won’t get the same effect.

Go, january seventh and do battle with the forces of evil.

Yes, that was stupid. Leave out the “Go,” and it’s even dumber.

January seventh and do battle with the forces of evil!

Try it with the same day, and it still sucks.

January forth and do battle with the forces of evil!

Whereas:

March forth and do battle with the forces of evil!

totally rocks.

March Fourth. My second-favorite day of the month. And no, my favorite isn’t in the double digits. It’s the second, which is my little brother’s birthday. Not so little, and not so young, anymore. But happy birthday late, Dave. (Yeah, I called him, but got his voicemail.)

I’ll bet my brother marched forth and enjoyed his birthday.

Still works.

And now there are 594 stories

Posted on March 4th, 2006 at 7:03 pm by Meryl Yourish.

Filed under: Israeli Double Standard Time

On the Google News aggregator, that is.

Here’s one.

Israeli television on Saturday showed footage of a bearded Habibi being escorted by police with a large bandage covering an injured eye, the result of a scuffle with angry worshippers.

Late Saturday, a judge extended the family’s detention by 15 days. At the hearing, the parents said they meant no harm, had no hate for Christians or Muslims and merely sought to draw attention to their plight. Haim Habibi said authorities had recently placed three of his children into foster care.

“I am deeply sorry. I am not against anyone,” a sobbing Violet Habibi said. “I hope we will be forgiven. Please.”

But participants in Saturday’s rally dismissed such explanations.

“The Israeli institution is trying to explain the aggression by saying that anyone who did this is mentally unstable,” said Ramez Jaraisah, Nazareth’s Christian mayor. “We refuse to accept any excuse for this criminal act.”

How very — Christian of you.

Yet again, we see how no matter what, Israel is vilified. No matter what, Israel is at fault. And the next suicide bombing? Ten to one they’re going to try to say it’s in “revenge” for attacks on the church. Which, ah, wasn’t attacked. Throwing firecrackers is stupid, noisy, and rather insane — but no one died. Yet. Give them time to riot a little more, and you’ll probably see something like the Danish Mohammed cartoon riots — where the deaths involved were those of Muslims who were, well, rioting.

Gotta love this little mud-fling by the AP:

The emotional reaction to the attack on the Basilica of the Annunciation reflected the fragile status of Israel’s Arab minority, which has long claimed it suffers discrimination at the hands of the Jewish majority.

How about the persecution of the Arab world’s Christians by Muslims? Say, why do you think it is that the majority of America’s Arab population is Christian? Coincidence?

I think not.

But this is another lash of the whip that will be used to flog Israel. Watch for a UN resolution to come out of this from the General Assembly. I wouldn’t be surprised.

Carnival of the Cats resorts to bribery

Posted on March 4th, 2006 at 12:22 pm by Laurence Simon.

Filed under: Cats

If you didn’t know already, I am hosting the Carnival of the Cats over at my Houston Chronicle Readerblog Catcall tomorrow at 18:00 Central Time.

I hate yet to receive anything from Yourish.com Catcelebrities Tig and Gracie. Perhaps they are just as terrified by the fluffy pink gumball pillows my wife bought as Nardo is:

In order to entice Meryl and at least 99 other catbloggers to participate in this week’s Carnival, I’m offering up some mystery bonus prizes in a raffle to the participants should I break the 100 participant mark.

There are currently 48 entries from 42 individuals. There needs to be 58 more people submitting entries to break the 100 mark and get the raffle going.

And don’t forget…

Buy Danish.

The world media bias in action

Posted on March 4th, 2006 at 11:02 am by Meryl Yourish.

Filed under: Israel, Israeli Double Standard Time, Media Bias

A couple of nuts go into the Basilica of the Annunciation, armed with firecrackers and propane gas tanks in a baby carriage. They start throwing firecrackers off a balcony. The crowd reacts by capturing and beating them. Then, the crowd refuses to let the police or emergency services through to treat the injured. Then, the crowd riots some. Then, the news gets out, and more crowds riot. There are now 433 articles about the incident in Google’s news aggregator.

The first headlines out of the box:

Firecrackers at Israeli Church Spark Riot (AP)

Israelis set off firecrackers in church, spark brawl (Reuters)

Jewish Attackers Set Off Riot By Throwing Fireworks Into Nazareth Holy Site (AP)

Israeli Couple Attacks Christian Shrine (ABC)

3 Israelis Set Off Fireworks Inside Church (The New York Times, in an article that details the death of an Israeli by terrorists, but leads with this headline)

So here are the facts of the story from Israeli news source Ynet:

A married couple from Jerusalem threw firecrackers in the Church of the Annunciation on Friday after entering the compound disguised as pilgrims.

The couple was identified as Haim Habibi, a Jewish man who is known to police, and his wife Violet, a Christian. Their 20-year-old daughter also entered the church.

Security establishment sources said the two are not right-wing activists, but are known to welfare authorities.

From Ha’aretz:

According to police, the Jewish man, Haim Eliyahu Habibi, 44, had a history of mental illness. The assailants were not believed to be linked to any ultra-nationalist Jewish group.

Reuters:

Television reports said the man, a Jew, was a Jerusalem resident known to police and security services as having a history of threatening to attack churches.

While police said all three intruders were Jews, Israeli television said one of the women was Christian. Officials said one of the women was the Jewish man’s partner.

From the Jerusalem Post:

The man suspected of the attack was identified as Haim Eliyahu Havivi, a Jerusalem resident. The two women were thought to be his 40-year-old Christian wife and the couple’s daughter.

It was reported that the man had made previous threats against the church since two of his children were taken away from him and handed over to foster families. He allegedly warned that he would wreak havoc, and possibly even commit suicide.

This guy was a nutcase. He did not “bomb” the church. He threw firecrackers. Of course, the anti-Israel media is all over this as a “terrorist” attack. All the Arab media is calling him a terrorist. And the non-Arab media is going out of its way to ignore the fact that his wife is a Christian, not a Jew, which makes his daughter a Christian as well. Suddenly, the “three Jews attack Church” story becomes “One Jewish nutcase and his Christian wife and daughter attack Church” story, but you aren’t seeing it reflected in any of the major wire services. They’re flogging either the words “Israeli” or “Jew.” “Mentally ill” doesn’t seem to come into the picture at all.

The AP is quoting Ismail Haniyeh as calling the attack part of Israel’s “culture of hate.” This, from one of the leaders of the organization whose charter reads

We should not forget to remind every Moslem that when the Jews conquered the Holy City in 1967, they stood on the threshold of the Aqsa Mosque and proclaimed that “Mohammed is dead, and his descendants are all women.”

Israel, Judaism and Jews challenge Islam and the Moslem people. “May the cowards never sleep.”

This, from the group whose suicide bombers have killed or wounded thousands of Israelis. A “culture of hate.” And the AP quotes him as if he has some sort of legitimacy.

What time is it, kids? Say it with me: Israel Double Standard Time.

Firecrackers vs. Suicide Bombers

Posted on March 4th, 2006 at 10:36 am by Laurence Simon.

Filed under: Israeli Double Standard Time

Let me get this straight… a crazy couple goes nuts and tosses firecrackers into a Christian church in Nazareth, sparking riots, and the Arab “leaders” scream that it’s the Israeli government’s fault. The Vatican even gets in the act of protesting the random senseless act as an Israeli failure, despite the fact that Israel did its best to capture the malicious pranksters and will bring them to justice.

But when trained terrorists are sponsored, equipped, and dispatched by terror groups under the PLO’s umbrella to kill Jews on buses and shopping malls and restaurants while their families are rewarded for their “martyred” relative’s efforts and various schools, events, and streets are named after them, it’s also Israel’s fault for “occupation” crimes?

When PLO terrorists attack Jewish holy sites, scorching millenia-old tombs of the patriarchs, or when the Waqf orders the excavation and systematic destruction of priceless artifacts dating back to the original Temples, silence.

When various terrorists occupy the Church Of The Nativity, brutalize the priests held hostage within, threaten to burn the site down, and destroy priceless artifacts and use holy books as toilet paper, all is forgiven?

When a group of cold-blooded murderers and terrorists hole up with their demigod terrorist in his shattered bunker for months, the overwhelming demand by the world is to let them go free.

Something’s seriously wrong with this, folks. It’s ugly, and if nothing is done about it now, it’s only going to get worse.