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03/01/2006

Israel kills Jihad leader in Gaza

Filed under: Israel — SnoopyTheGoon @ 11:26 am

Says BBC.

A senior leader of the Palestinian militant group Islamic Jihad has been killed by an Israeli air strike in Gaza City, Palestinian police said.

Then the article contradicts the headline:

Abu al-Walid al-Dahdouh, the commander of the group’s military wing, the al-Quds Brigades, was hit as he drove past the Palestinian finance ministry.

So here is the real cause. A free advice to the spirit of late Abu al-Walid:

In your next incarnation, pay taxes on time, doofus!

Cross-posted on SimplyJews

3 Comments

  1. I’ve read that he hit a speed bump and blew up.

    Man, you gotta take those easy when you have a trunk full of cheap bathtub C-4. Or get better shocks.

    Comment by Laurence Simon — 03/01/2006 @ 11:58 am

  2. Stupid BBC. The PA itself said there was no evidence of a missile, and Israel denied it. A witness said he thinks it was “booby-trapped”. Ugh. I posted about this earlier – I can’t believe how many news orgs put ‘Israeli Missile Strike’ in their headlines.

    Scratch that – yes I can.

    Comment by Ezzie — 03/01/2006 @ 7:32 pm

  3. This was a “work accident.” In other words, no virgins for Abu!

    chsw

    Comment by chsw — 03/01/2006 @ 7:59 pm

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