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Internecine conflict, side by side

Posted on October 13th, 2005 at 10:26 pm by Meryl Yourish.

Filed under: Gaza, Israel

Looks like those of us who said that the palestinians, left to their own devices, would eat their own, were right:

For the first time since the start of the intifada, more Palestinians have been killed in internal violence since the start of the year than those who have died in clashes with Israel, according to an official report published Thursday.

In the report, the Palestinian Authority’s Interior Ministry cited 219 deaths as a result of inner-Palestinian violence compared to 218 deaths at the hands of Israeli security forces over the course of the first nine months of this year. The statistics reflect the relative calm in the territories vis-a-vis Israel as well as the increasing anarchy in PA-controlled areas.

Let’s do a little compare and contrast here. Ehud Olmert, one of the architects of the Gaza withdrawal, was heckled at Yom Kippur services.

While the service appeared to be running smoothly, a storm erupted after the prayer of Kol Nidrei.

At the end of the prayer, the manager notified the congregation on future prayer times, and welcomed the minister. During the speech, one of the worshippers got up and told Olmert: “You evacuated my family from Gush Katif, you are a criminal.”

The manager attempted to silence the man, calling him a “simpleton,” and apologized to Olmert. The congregation, breaking tradition, applauded, and many shook Olmert’s hand. Olmert for his part did not react to the incident.

Hm. On the one side, dead bodies. On the other, apologies and applause.

All things being equal, I’d rather be in Israel.

Over ’til next year

Posted on October 13th, 2005 at 9:39 pm by Meryl Yourish.

Filed under: Religion

Thank goodness it’s over.

This was my worst. Fast. Ever.

I am crabby when I’m hungry when I’m not fasting. You have no idea how crabby I’ve been today.

And I just want to say, when your service goes two hours longer than it should, perhaps you want to lighten up on the Cantors’ role, and perhaps the Cantors might want to consider making one syllable sound like one syllable, not ten. Okay, they can go up to two. But no more.

All right. I’m going to stop bitching now. I think my headache is finally gone. And the sugar from the cookies I just ate has kicked in.